*clack* I hear a sound from my window, then I decide to wake up, following my sense to close the window. It's been a cold dark night and I refuse to welcome the wind as my company tonight.
As I rise from bed, I feel this weird feeling on my stomach. My mind goes wondering on what did I eat for dinner.
Feeling a bit gassy, I go to the bathroom. You know, to do the number 2.
Walking there, I find out my leftover dinner in my tub.
Yep, my girlfriend. Or should I say, my ex-girlfriend?
I smile at her frozen body, saying "goodnight honey, you tasted surprisingly sweet and tangy."
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